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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 10:57:08am
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Teukka  Jan 31, 2019 • 10:59:39am

Oof. Dagens Nyheters editorial ‘toon was harsh today:

Utrikespolitik = “Foreign policy” in Swedish.
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Charles Johnson  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:01:24am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:02:33am
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jaunte  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:02:46am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:04:24am
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Charles Johnson  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:05:03am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:05:05am

re: #1 teleskiguy

Look it’s simple: the British decided to burn their entire country to the ground because they were sick of Europe telling them what size the holes in crumpets have to be

The Tories and other Brexit supporters would rather trash the country and the economy than back down and lose face.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:05:15am

re: #5 jaunte

LOL President Senile Grandpa.

We’re boned.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:06:03am

re: #8 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The Tories and other Brexit supporters would rather trash the country and the economy than back down and lose face.

They Brexiteers are at the escalation of commitment phase.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:06:13am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

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OFFS. Another asshole who thinks he’s off limits for criticism. Go away. We already have one whiny president.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:08:03am

re: #8 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The Tories and other Brexit supporters would rather trash the country and the economy than back down and lose face.

It’s quite amazing that they think they could undo 70+ years of integration (basically everything they’ve done with respect to Europe since the end of WWII) in a little over a year.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:09:01am
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jaunte  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:11:03am

re: #9 Dr Lizardo

LOL President Senile Grandpa.

We’re boned.

Most stupid man ever elected to high office.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:11:38am

re: #12 KGxvi

It’s quite amazing that they think they could undo 70+ years of integration (basically everything they’ve done with respect to Europe since the end of WWII) in a little over a year.

Britain’s longest-standing foreign policy directive is simple: prevent Europe from uniting, as a united Europe could potentially become an existential threat to the UK.

I’m not saying a united Europe would be an existential threat, at least not nowadays, but this ancient idea is still very much alive in the minds of the Brits.

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:12:57am

Trump and the GOP are so afraid of nonwhites coming to the US to seek asylum that they need to get thousands of troops to sit along the border to guard against a nonexistent threat.

Trump’s wasting military assets and resources for this bulkshit. The Pentagon continues going along with it because chain of command - it’s what they have to do, but no one seems to argue that it’s a total waste, that this isn’t a threat, and that this is degrading military preparedness for actual emergencies, military action, etc.

Because that’s what it is doing.

Trump again mobilizes the military to deal with a nonexistent crisis, when he failed to move heaven and earth to help millions of Americans in Puerto Rico. We know why.

They aren’t white and they didn’t vote for him.

Trump should be removed from office on that basis alone. Trump violated his oath, and continues doing so every fucking day without consequence from Congress. Democrats are beginning to turn that around, but with the Senate still in GOP hands, doing anything is an uphill battle unless the evidence is so completely overwhelming that they are forced into self-preservation mode (and even then, they’ll wait it out and hope to hold even into 2020).

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Alephnaught  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:13:48am

re: #1 teleskiguy

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:15:29am

re: #15 Dr Lizardo

Britain’s longest-standing foreign policy directive is simple: prevent Europe from uniting, as a united Europe could potentially become an existential threat to the UK.

I’m not saying a united Europe would be an existential threat, at least not nowadays, but this ancient idea is still very much alive in the minds of the Brits.

Somebody posted that famous scene from Yes, Minister where they explain why Britain joined the EU in the first place: to make it more divisive.

They had hoped that Brexit would split the EU and were shocked to find them standing firm and united in negotiations, not willing to budge an inch on any free movement of goods or money without equal free movement of people.

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:17:38am
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:19:56am

re: #18 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Somebody posted that famous scene from Yes, Minister where they explain why Britain joined the EU in the first place: to make it more divisive.

They had hoped that Brexit would split the EU and were shocked to find them standing firm and united in negotiations, not willing to budge an inch on any free movement of goods or money without equal free movement of people.

We’re witnessing the very end of the British Empire and the UK breaks into pieces. Scotland will leave followed by Wales> A clever move by the Irish Government would be to implement a Freedom of Religion law and disestablish the Catholic Church as the State Religion. That would open the door for reunification.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:20:18am

I ACCOMPLISHED THE MILITARY

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:20:19am

re: #18 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Somebody posted that famous scene from Yes, Minister where they explain why Britain joined the EU in the first place: to make it more divisive.

They had hoped that Brexit would split the EU and were shocked to find them standing firm and united in negotiations, not willing to budge an inch on any free movement of goods or money without equal free movement of people.

Oh yeah, in the days after the Brexit vote, the UK’s tabloid press were going whole-hog with stories about how the EU would now certainly split up and other EU nations would follow Britain’s lead and rush to the exits.

They’ve received quite an unpleasant surprise, I’d say; the EU has held fast (so far, at least) and the Brits have been thus far unable to employ their classic divide and conquer strategy - it’s not working. And because the EU is standing firm on this whole matter, the British are at something of a loss on what to do next. Their classic gambit has failed them utterly and they’re thrashing about to find a new ploy.

Anyhoo…..up early for work tomorrow. Have a good one, Lizards.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:20:34am
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:21:02am

Oh it’s my birthday. Was planning to go out and celebrate but we got heavy thunderstorms going off here in Los Angeles. Even had a minute of tiny hailstones…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:21:26am
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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:22:48am
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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:23:12am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

I see Howard Schultz is now complaining he’s being “bullied” because the whole world isn’t praising him.

politics. aint. beanbag.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:23:50am

re: #20 Joe Bacon 🌹

We’re witnessing the very end of the British Empire and the UK breaks into pieces. Scotland will leave followed by Wales> A clever move by the Irish Government would be to implement a Freedom of Religion law and disestablish the Catholic Church as the State Religion. That would open the door for reunification.

Just sorta wargaming it, but I reckon that first, Northern Ireland will probably vote to join the Republic of Ireland; then, Scotland succeeds in its independence bid, and ends up joining the EU, leaving a rump UK of England and Wales. Gibraltar? Hard to say right now, but who knows, maybe they’ll decide to go back to Spain.

And that’ll be the end of the UK as we know it. The ultimate irony: the UK destroyed by Brexit, which they thought would destroy the EU.

OK, good night all.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:30:00am

The best people!!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:30:56am

Makes me think of how Benny Hill would goof on Trump and May if he were still alive. He’d tear them to pieces.

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Citizen K  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:31:06am

re: #29 Patricia Kayden

The best people!!

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Failing upward truly is GOP inevitability.

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:32:28am

re: #29 Patricia Kayden

He has the right qualification. He was accused of sex harassment by multiple women.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:32:29am

re: #29 Patricia Kayden

re: #31 Citizen K

The best that the swamp has to offer.

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Citizen K  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:32:38am
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Jay C  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:33:18am

re: #15 Dr Lizardo

Britain’s longest-standing foreign policy directive is simple: prevent Europe from uniting, as a united Europe could potentially become an existential threat to the UK.

I’m not saying a united Europe would be an existential threat, at least not nowadays, but this ancient idea is still very much alive in the minds of the Brits.

Actually, Europe did “unite” - with Britain on the inside.
Now, the UK finds itself pretty much in the same geopolitical situation vis-a-vis Europe it was in, say, the early 18th Century.
Only without the leverage of being able to finance other peoples’ wars to keep their trade advantages going.
It’s AD 2019: Europe (outside Russia) is mainly a united, bloc, they don’t fight wars among each anymore, British business isn’t as important as they though/think it to be, and there’s no overseas Empire to exploit.
Good show, chaps!

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:34:00am

re: #30 Joe Bacon 🌹

Makes me think of how Benny Hill would goof on Trump and May if he were still alive. He’d tear them to pieces.

Benny Hill would never get to Trump, because he’d have more material than he’d know what to do with re: the UK and Brexit.

But yeah, he’d go to town on Trump.

Come to think of it, George Carlin would go to town on them too.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:34:49am

re: #23 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

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Video

like a rolling stone
everybody must get stone(d)
turn to stone
papa was a rolling stone
stone in love
stone cold crazy
roll away the stone
heart of stone
i’m not your steppin’ stone

etc

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:35:50am

re: #36 lawhawk

Carlin would rip DT to shreds.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:36:00am

re: #31 Citizen K

Failing upward truly is GOP inevitability.

they gotta recycle
there’s no pool of talent to choose from
no one with a brain will go near this admin

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Citizen K  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:36:31am

re: #36 lawhawk

Benny Hill would never get to Trump, because he’d have more material than he’d know what to do with re: the UK and Brexit.

But yeah, he’d go to town on Trump.

Come to think of it, George Carlin would go to town on them too.

I love Carlin and constantly go back to his specials because he was a genius.

That said, I kinda wince every now and then at just how bleakly cynical some of his more explicitly political material could be, especially when it contrasted to his more measured takes when he appeared on things like Countdown. The kind of cynicism that I worry inspired a lot of people who weren’t in on the joke.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:37:30am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

Also: Free Speech, Religious Freedom, States rights, etc.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:39:11am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

“I see Howard Schultz is now complaining he’s being “bullied” because the whole world isn’t praising him.”

If you can’t stand the heat…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:40:47am

That’s not a tissue box, it’s freakin’ TARDIS

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:40:57am

re: #34 Citizen K

Yeah, let’s just ignore that while parts of the US are dealing with this cold, Australia is dealing with… record heat. Warmest January on record.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:41:08am

Trump thinks the IC reports are wrong because they aren’t telling him what Fox News is telling him.

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Single-handed sailor  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:44:09am
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jeffreyw  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:47:18am
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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:47:53am

re: #15 Dr Lizardo

Britain’s longest-standing foreign policy directive is simple: prevent Europe from uniting, as a united Europe could potentially become an existential threat to the UK.

I’m not saying a united Europe would be an existential threat, at least not nowadays, but this ancient idea is still very much alive in the minds of the Brits.

Sure, but post-WWII even Churchill was arguing for a United States of Europe that included Britain.

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Single-handed sailor  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:50:15am
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:52:57am

re: #46 Single-handed sailor

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Sir John Barron  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:59:11am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump thinks the IC reports are wrong because they aren’t telling him what Fox News is telling him.

Yeah, so. What’s your point?

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Sir John Barron  Jan 31, 2019 • 11:59:50am

re: #44 lawhawk

Yeah, let’s just ignore that while parts of the US are dealing with this cold, Australia is dealing with… record heat. Warmest January on record.

unpossible

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:03:06pm

all the things Trump says he knows “more about than anybody”

a couple:

“I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have.”

Campaign finance: “I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I’m the biggest contributor.” (1999.)

TV ratings: “I know more about people who get ratings than anyone.” (October 2012.)

ISIS: “I know more about ISIS than the generals do.” (November 2015.)

Social media: “I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?” (November 2015.)

Courts: “I know more about courts than any human being on Earth.” (November 2015.)

Lawsuits: “[W]ho knows more about lawsuits than I do? I’m the king.” (January 2016.)

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:04:55pm

re: #44 lawhawk

Yeah, let’s just ignore that while parts of the US are dealing with this cold, Australia is dealing with… record heat. Warmest January on record.

- seasons
- hemispheres
- time zones

whazz-all-that?

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:05:12pm

re: #44 lawhawk

Yeah, let’s just ignore that while parts of the US are dealing with this cold, Australia is dealing with… record heat. Warmest January on record.

If you believe the flat earthers, Australia is just part of the conspiracy.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:08:07pm

re: #53 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

I think “nobody knows more about…” needs to be added to the Trump lexicon as actually meaning “I’m making up everything I say about…”

Put it up there with “not many people know but…” and “a lot of people are saying…”

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:11:44pm
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MsJ  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:12:11pm

re: #53 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

all the things Trump says he knows “more about than anybody”

a couple:

I am tweeting all of those. Fucking nimrod.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:12:21pm

Well, not like it was actually going anywhere, but this is probably the sort of thing that will end Gabbard’s campaign (or at least should):

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is pitching herself as Democrats’ top anti-war voice and a serious progressive in her bid for the party’s 2020 presidential nomination. But even as she spent years decrying American military interventions abroad and money’s role in politics, as a congresswoman she accepted donations worth more than $100,000 from the country’s biggest producers of bombs, planes and weapons systems.

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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:13:31pm

re: #50 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Horse sense.

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:15:55pm

re: #59 KGxvi

Gabbard’s a hypocrite? You don’t say. Next thing that’ll come out is that she claims she’s for human rights but that she cozied up to genocidal dictators like Assad.

Oh. Wait.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:16:43pm

re: #59 KGxvi

Well, not like it was actually going anywhere, but this is probably the sort of thing that will end Gabbard’s campaign (or at least should):

Her campaign was DOA but as we should have learned from the Trump fiasco, there are certain candidates who are immune from criticism. They can say or do anything that would have quickly destroyed another candidate but their base will remain loyal. Though I wonder how much of this loyalty was actually due to bots that overwhelmed any criticism and came up with dubious responses that succeeded in persuading those who wavered.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:19:19pm

re: #43 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

That’s not a tissue box, it’s freakin’ TARDIS

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Found another TARDIS

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MsJ  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:38:16pm

re: #63 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Found another TARDIS

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That’s one of my favorite videos.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:39:27pm

why we cant have nice things, comedy and satire division

Pelosi Didn’t Spend $497 Million on Renovations

Nancy Pelosi did not spend $497 million on office renovations during the government shutdown. That claim originated from a self-described satirical website, but it has now spread to other websites and social media posts without a disclaimer.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:39:28pm

San Francisco area restaurant bans ‘Make America Great’ hats, compares to white hoods and swastikas

An award-winning cookbook author and California restaurant owner says anyone wearing a red “Make America Great Again” baseball cap will be refused service at his restaurant.

J. Kenji Lopez-Alt is a chef-partner of the Wursthall restaurant in San Mateo and says in a tweet Sunday that he views the hats as symbols of intolerance and hate.

Lopez-Alt is the author of “The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science.” No wonder he doesn’t want MAGAts around.

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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:41:41pm

Friend of mine’s nephew is a plumber on the east coast. He sent her this pic. Private until I get her permission to share it widely.

Update: Unprivatized.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:43:00pm

re: #67 darthstar

zrM+FBMJ0KSMr4Vj+UCRRUeQoSrzrGKWPdrKd763ukcnt/5AQn6crRftzVvU0OpgkI8isqRYWYEZwXkfu1ugfHJ75FSjKafwTm2AKKZWYMwagXJB0FI56JqOQN67ss5LhKns4pBf+TZqnrERSyW/ZtqhYXye2QNvHt63Mnzp58MsmmlA+Hp0KQ==

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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:45:39pm

re: #68 PhillyPretzel

Okay…so it wasn’t a personal pic he sent her. Unprivatizing.

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MsJ  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:46:14pm
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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:48:55pm

“face value plus bullshit fees”…Ha!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:50:38pm

re: #67 darthstar

Friend of mine’s nephew is a plumber on the east coast. He sent her this pic. Private until I get her permission to share it widely.

Update: Unprivatized.

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Crackpot?

I gotta say the ‘Glacier Bay’ moniker is a bit ‘on the nose’….

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Belafon  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:51:14pm

re: #70 MsJ

How about that Kamala Harris? :)

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Citizen K  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:54:03pm

re: #73 Belafon

How about that Kamala Harris? :)

She seems like a smart cookie. Maybe one of those Sunday talk shows could have her on to explain her candidacy. Maybe, just maybe.

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Jay C  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:55:41pm

re: #67 darthstar

Friend of mine’s nephew is a plumber on the east coast. He sent her this pic. Private until I get her permission to share it widely.

Update: Unprivatized.

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Am I the first to note, ironically, that the toilet is a “Glacier Bay” fixture?

ADD: seeing #72, I see I’m not…. Sorry.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 12:57:55pm

Priceless.

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retired cynic  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:02:48pm

driftglass:

Remember when dirty Commie Medicare gonna kill us all?

“We are going to spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children, what it once was like in America when men were free.” — Ronald Reagan in 1961 warning about the dangers of Medicare.

“It’s not American. It’s unaffordable.” — Howard Shultz in 2019 warning about the dangers of Medicare-for-All.

Because, to quote something William Faulkner very nearly said…
“The past isn’t dead and buried. In fact, it isn’t even past.”

Edited to make it clear that the whole thing is from Driftglass, not me!

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Belafon  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:03:33pm

re: #76 Blind Frog Belly White

Priceless.

There’s a freakin’ asteroid named after her because she knows science. If you haven’t at least made it half way through Halliday & Resnick, do not think you know more than her.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:05:02pm

re: #70 MsJ

It’s not really surprising, and really basic math. According to recent polls, there’s 30% who are for sure voting for Trump. There’s 57% saying they won’t vote for Trump, and another 13% that are unsure.

In order to win as a third party/independent candidate, he’ll have to get votes among the 70% in the not-Trump camps.

Let’s say that 13% breaks fairly evenly. In a two person race, that makes it Not Trump 63%, Trump 36%. That’s 1964, 1972, 1984 style 49-50 state landslide territory.

In a three way race, let’s say that 13% splits evenly, you’re looking at Trump being somewhere around 34%. That leaves the Democratic nominee and an independent 66% of the vote to split, and that’s where the real scary scenarios come in. If the Democratic nominee isn’t “good” and the independent is “good”, you’re looking at a 34-33-33 sort of race. How those numbers split on a state by state level is a game of roulette, and it’s entirely possible nobody gets to 270.

This isn’t 1992 where Perot pulled pretty evenly between the two major parties. Trump’s floor is clearly in the 30-35% range. His ceiling is probably not much better than about 45%. So, if you’re sure that you aren’t going to be able to pull votes from Trump, who is basically at his floor; you’re only option in a three way race is to pull from the Democratic nominee.

And this all begs the question: why make your road harder as an independent/third party candidate? If you run in and win the Democratic primary, you’ll have the institutional support of the Democratic Party. You won’t have to worry about ballot access, or splitting votes in a way that results in Trump winning the electoral college or House vote with a third of the popular vote (because there will only be two major candidates running).

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plansbandc  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:06:44pm

re: #24 Joe Bacon 🌹

Happy Birthday!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:09:15pm

re: #76 Blind Frog Belly White

Priceless.

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Germany’s solar power plants, built largely in the southern area of the country, lay generally at latitudes similar to the most northern points of Maine & Oregon.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:09:48pm

This is posted out of love, Joe.

New Happy Birthday Song?

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:13:28pm

re: #24 Joe Bacon 🌹

A very Happy Birthday and have a great year!!

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:16:44pm

re: #79 KGxvi

……
And this all begs the question: why make your road harder as an independent/third party candidate? If you run in and win the Democratic primary, you’ll have the institutional support of the Democratic Party. You won’t have to worry about ballot access, or splitting votes in a way that results in Trump winning the electoral college or House vote with a third of the popular vote (because there will only be two major candidates running).

- because (imo) in a sense it’s about being the boss, being in charge of one’s own destiny - the flaw all these rich wannabe presidents have - my way or… my way
- no one can stop him from running as an independent (unless he doesnt get enough signatures).
- he can’t ‘control and direct’ the dem primary and could lose it (likely)

it’s something else. not ‘cynicism’.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:17:27pm
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MsJ  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:17:52pm

re: #79 KGxvi

Based on what he has said thus far, the Dem party will, in no way, support him with anything.

So, math or not math, he will never be a Dem and it is unlikely he will get many Dem votes.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:17:54pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:18:38pm
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Unshaken Defiance  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:19:07pm

Freetoken I think you will be hearing thunder about now…

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:19:09pm
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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:19:15pm

NBA news: My Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis to the Dallas Mavericks.

Bye bye, Unicorn…

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:19:35pm

re: #91 makeitstop

NBA news: My Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis to the Dallas Mavericks.

Bye bye, Unicorn…

wow.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:20:21pm

re: #87 teleskiguy

Finally, a guitar that can get 60 miles per gallon.

you watch it show up in ‘the news’ in a few days

see

re: #65 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

why we cant have nice things, comedy and satire division

Pelosi Didn’t Spend $497 Million on Renovations

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:20:56pm

re: #91 makeitstop

NBA news: My Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis to the Dallas Mavericks.

Bye bye, Unicorn…

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:21:00pm

re: #92 KGxvi

wow.

That’s what I said!

But

They’re going to have enough cap space for two max contracts next year. Might be addition by subtraction.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:21:10pm

re: #69 darthstar

Okay…so it wasn’t a personal pic he sent her. Unprivatizing.

In any event, I am no longer worried about our bathtub drain freezing

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:21:24pm

The weather is gorgeous here in the mountains of Colorado, nary a cloud in the sky, temps in the 30s. I should be skiing or something, but honestly I’ve been snow-spoiled this year. I’m at the point where I won’t go skiing if it’s not snowing. Not a bad way to be.

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:22:06pm

NYK has $74 mil in cap space. That ain’t nothin’

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:23:00pm

re: #24 Joe Bacon 🌹

Oh it’s my birthday. Was planning to go out and celebrate but we got heavy thunderstorms going off here in Los Angeles. Even had a minute of tiny hailstones…

happy freakin’ birthday
and i don’t care, birthday or not, this is just fun (right on!)

YouTube

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lawhawk  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:23:32pm

re: #95 makeitstop

Which means, they’re going to make the worst deals of all time to fill up their cap space for a decade to come, and their draft picks will be a bust.

Guaranteed.

It’s the same thing that happened the last time they opened up significant cap space.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:23:44pm

re: #95 makeitstop

That’s what I said!

But

They’re going to have enough cap space for two max contracts next year. Might be addition by subtraction.

Problem is, he was the best basketball reason to go play for the Knicks. If I’m Durant or whomever else that’s about to be a free agent, playing with Porzingis is a lot more alluring than playing with Dennis Smith Jr and the corpse formerly known as DeAndre Jordan.

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:24:24pm

re: #66 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

San Francisco area restaurant bans ‘Make America Great’ hats, compares to white hoods and swastikas

Lopez-Alt is the author of “The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science.” No wonder he doesn’t want MAGAts around.

Some asshole is going to go in there in a white MAGA hat. I think you can count on that.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:24:25pm

re: #97 teleskiguy

The weather is gorgeous here in the mountains of Colorado, nary a cloud in the sky, temps in the 30s. I should be skiing or something, but honestly I’ve been snow-spoiled this year. I’m at the point where I won’t go skiing if it’s not snowing. Not a bad way to be.

still get it all while you can
after it melts you’ll be wistfully pining to be back in a day like this

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:26:29pm

re: #100 lawhawk

Which means, they’re going to make the worst deals of all time to fill up their cap space for a decade to come, and their draft picks will be a bust.

Guaranteed.

It’s the same thing that happened the last time they opened up significant cap space.

reads distant billboard to the south…

Trust the Process. :)

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:27:36pm

re: #100 lawhawk

Which means, they’re going to make the worst deals of all time to fill up their cap space for a decade to come, and their draft picks will be a bust.

Guaranteed.

It’s the same thing that happened the last time they opened up significant cap space.

Their only chance now is to win the Not Tryin’ for Zion sweepstakes. He’d be worth playing with if you’re a big time free agent. But if they end up with like the sixth pick? Might as well move them to the G-League.

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:27:53pm

re: #101 KGxvi

Problem is, he was the best basketball reason to go play for the Knicks. If I’m Durant or whomever else that’s about to be a free agent, playing with Porzingis is a lot more alluring than playing with Dennis Smith Jr and the corpse formerly known as DeAndre Jordan.

Jordan’s expiring, so he probably won’t be back.

The only thing that worries me now is that Smith is going to win them too many games to get Zion. :)

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:28:07pm

re: #104 makeitstop

reads distant billboard to the south…

Trust the Process. :)

You misspelled “Dolan”

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:28:34pm

re: #107 KGxvi

You misspelled “Dolan”

LOL

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Teukka  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:30:31pm

re: #76 Blind Frog Belly White

Priceless.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:31:05pm

re: #103 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

Snow-spoiled. It’s been a good winter. Enough sunny powder days to satisfy a once-a-winter skier for a lifetime. And I’ve had many a winter like that. It truly is my greatest stroke of luck in life.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:32:03pm
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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:32:43pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:33:00pm

re: #111 Patricia Kayden

Arrrrgh. Fuck that orange asshole and all his jackbooted thugs.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:33:31pm

re: #91 makeitstop

NBA news: My Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis to the Dallas Mavericks.

Bye bye, Unicorn…

re: #94 lawhawk

re: #92 KGxvi

Along with Tim Hardaway Jr., Courtney Lee and Trey Burke.
That’s a hell of a purge

Don’t follow the Knicks, or the NBA at all, but plenty of my twitter follows are practically stroking out.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:34:40pm

re: #114 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Along with Tim Hardaway Jr., Courtney Lee and Trey Burke.
That’s a hell of a purge

Don’t follow the Knicks, or the NBA at all, but plenty of my twitter follows are practically stroking out.

In other basketball news: Since Anthony Davis has effectively told the New Orleans Pelicans to fuck right off, it looks like he may land in Boston or Los Angeles (Lakers)

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:36:27pm

re: #114 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Along with Tim Hardaway Jr., Courtney Lee and Trey Burke.
That’s a hell of a purge

Don’t follow the Knicks, or the NBA at all, but plenty of my twitter follows are practically stroking out.

Hardaway, Lee, and Burke were basically there to make the numbers line up in a trade. Hardaway is probably the only one that’ll get playing time, I’m guessing.

The Mavs between Porzingis and Doncic are set to be very, very good for a very, very long time.

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:37:02pm

re: #114 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Along with Tim Hardaway Jr., Courtney Lee and Trey Burke.
That’s a hell of a purge

Don’t follow the Knicks, or the NBA at all, but plenty of my twitter follows are practically stroking out.

Clearing cap space. Hardaway and Lee were big tickets.

I’ll miss Trey Burke. I thought he had a future here.

KP? He had one foot out the door last year.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:37:23pm

re: #115 Eclectic Cyborg

In other basketball news: Since Anthony Davis has effectively told the New Orleans Pelicans to fuck right off, it looks like he may land in Boston or Los Angeles (Lakers)

I saw reports earlier that his camp is telling teams that any trade that isn’t to the Lakers will be a one year lay over.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:38:02pm

Republicans want to destroy government. It’s working in places like Colville, WA.

In Colville, Washington, a town of about 5,000 in the northeast corner of the state, not everyone was upset about the longest government shutdown in history.

“I say, shut it down forever,” Thomas Carpenter said as he stepped out of a Main Street shop and into an SUV. “From my perspective, if it hasn’t changed for me, then a lot of the unnecessary stuff can just go away.”

Carpenter’s words were echoed in results from an online poll published by the local newspaper, the Statesman Examiner. While the early January poll was by no means scientific, it gives a snapshot of anti-federal sentiment in a county where President Donald Trump carried two-thirds of the vote and federal employees are among the highest-paid employees. Here, two-thirds of poll respondents replied, “Even with the partial shutdown, there are too many federal employees,” or “The feds aren’t working? I didn’t even notice.”

[…]

“If it was a true government shutdown, it would have been felt a long time ago,” said one furloughed Forest Service employee: The timber industry would have lost work, and timber companies would be on the phone with Cathy McMorris Rodgers, the local Republican congressional stalwart, complaining about the impact on their businesses.

That furloughed worker and another mid-career Forest Service employee, both of whom work on projects related to forest health, said the shutdown has made them question their career choices. “Morale is low and is going to be low,” one said. “We’re going down a road to bitterness.” Both workers, who asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to speak with the media, felt like they’d be playing catch-up for months to come. They both wondered out loud about their future job stability and the chances of finding outside employment.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:39:36pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:42:52pm
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BlueGrl21  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:42:54pm

re: #112 teleskiguy

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Synchronicity.

I was raised by my grandmother who was an orphan during The Great Depression. She had a whole lot of quirks around food. One of which was you always use water in recipes that call for liquid…no milk, no broth, water.

I did not realize I had picked that up so strongly until I got an Insta-Pot that uses all kinds of liquids in recipes. I had to tell myself I needed to use broth or milk or whatever it called for. Not just water.

Strange how those things get passed down.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:43:28pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:45:14pm

How is Trump getting away with disparaging the leaders of our intelligence agencies? This is astonishing. When will Republicans speak out about how Trump is openly disagreeing with intelligence agencies and thus undermining our security? No way they would let a Democratic President get away with this outrageous behavior.

cnn.com

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:45:57pm

re: #119 teleskiguy

“From my perspective, if it hasn’t changed for me, then a lot of the unnecessary stuff can just go away.”

Because why should anyone give a shit about things that don’t affect them?

This attitude INFURIATES me.

Realize that in an instant, AN INSTANT that YOU can end up on the other side of the coin and suddenly things you didn’t give a shit about before will VERY MUCH affect you. How thrilled are you going to be then that they are gone?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:46:20pm

re: #123 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

That’s already been the law in my state for the past few years.

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:47:13pm

re: #91 makeitstop

NBA news: My Knicks traded Kristaps Porzingis to the Dallas Mavericks.

Bye bye, Unicorn…

I heard that on local sports radio. What the hell is up with that? I thought they were going to build a team around him. Or, is this the Nicks being stupid? Again.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:48:15pm

re: #122 BlueGrl21

Synchronicity.

I was raised by my grandmother who was an orphan during The Great Depression. She had a whole lot of quirks around food. One of which was you always use water in recipes that call for liquid…no milk, no broth, water.

I did not realize I had picked that up so strongly until I got an Insta-Pot that uses all kinds of liquids in recipes. I had to tell myself I needed to use broth or milk or whatever it called for. Not just water.

Strange how those things get passed down.

Isn’t it though? My grandfather kept a pair of fingernail clippers in his pocket everywhere he went and used them routinely. Guess what I keep in the top drawer of my desk at work?

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wrenchwench  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:48:22pm

re: #119 teleskiguy

Republicans want to destroy government. It’s working in places like Colville, WA.

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I’ve been there, on a bike ride across the state. We were treated very well there, because somebody knew somebody there and told them we were coming, and they set up a break room for us. Then we kept going. I’ll always remember the break, and the instruction to say, ‘Cahlville’, not ‘coal-ville’.

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Citizen K  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:49:24pm

re: #123 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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Brilliant. Because the solution to everything is ‘more gun’. /////

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Decatur Deb  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:49:24pm

re: #90 Patricia Kayden

en.wikipedia.org

Abu Ghraib was our warning.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:49:57pm

re: #123 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

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great idea!
get all the lunatics in one place and give all the sane people a great reason to never set foot in or do business with South Dakota.

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Mike Lamb  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:50:28pm

re: #97 teleskiguy

The weather is gorgeous here in the mountains of Colorado, nary a cloud in the sky temps in the 30s. I should be skiing or something, but honestly I’ve been snow-spoiled this year. I’m at the point where I won’t go skiing if it’s not snowing. Not a bad way to be.

Looks like you’ll be getting your wish middle to end of next week.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:50:34pm
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retired cynic  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:52:34pm

New Stonekettle: Henhouse

stonekettle.com

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:52:50pm

re: #122 BlueGrl21

Synchronicity.

I have to.

The Police - Synchronicity I

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Belafon  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:53:16pm

re: #119 teleskiguy

Republicans want to destroy government. It’s working in places like Colville, WA.

If the sun were to magically disappear, it would be 8.5 minutes before we would know it. Not only would we not see the sun disappear for 8.5 minutes, the earth would still curve in it’s orbit for that length of time until if flew off it’s orbit. The outer planets would take even longer.

These people are like that. They think that, since the government was shut down and it didn’t impact them, that they don’t need it. Eventually, though, it would catch up to them.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:53:53pm

re: #109 Teukka

For every degree above 25°C, the maximum power of the Panasonic solar panel falls by .258%, for every degree below, it increases by .258%.

but that doesnt make sense
ie it doesnt fit my narrative
ie i pulled it out of my ass and had absolutely no idea what i was talking about

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:55:28pm

re: #110 teleskiguy

Snow-spoiled. It’s been a good winter. Enough sunny powder days to satisfy a once-a-winter skier for a lifetime. And I’ve had many a winter like that. It truly is my greatest stroke of luck in life.

then l’chaim

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:55:59pm

re: #127 ObserverArt

I heard that on local sports radio. What the hell is up with that? I thought they were going to build a team around him. Or, is this the Nicks being stupid? Again.

For as long as I can remember, the Dolan’s have been shredding their sports franchises at random times, seemingly for their own amusement.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:55:59pm

re: #137 Belafon

If the sun were to magically disappear, it would be 8.5 minutes before we would know it. Not only would we not see the sun disappear for 8.5 minutes, the earth would still curve in it’s orbit for that length of time until if flew off it’s orbit. The outer planets would take even longer.

These people are like that. They think that, since the government was shut down and it didn’t impact them, that they don’t need it. Eventually, though, it would catch up to them.

Kinda like “We don’t need vaccines because nobody has the measles” works great until somebody gets the measles and nobody’s vaccinated.

Or judging a fall from the 80th floor as no big deal as you pass the 40th floor because nothing untoward has happened to you.

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:56:46pm

re: #115 Eclectic Cyborg

In other basketball news: Since Anthony Davis has effectively told the New Orleans Pelicans to fuck right off, it looks like he may land in Boston or Los Angeles (Lakers)

King James is manipulating him to Los Angeles.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:56:50pm

re: #112 teleskiguy

Our circa 1920 #TBT pic shows a hydrologist loaded up with equipment for a day of fieldwork including a surveying tripod and level. We suspect that the outer most box on the right is a current-meter box. The leather case around his neck may have held his field notes notebook.

excellent hat
and bow tie!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:57:26pm

re: #135 retired cynic

New Stonekettle: Henhouse

stonekettle.com

Wright nails it as usual:

Folks, Government isn’t a business.

Government should never be run like a business.

Good government is designed to protect you from business.

The business of business is business.

The business of government, our government anyway, is to protect its citizens specifically from businessmen just like Trump, just like Schultz.

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makeitstop  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:57:38pm

re: #127 ObserverArt

I heard that on local sports radio. What the hell is up with that? I thought they were going to build a team around him. Or, is this the Nicks being stupid? Again.

I think they were being prudent. Porzingis wasn’t happy here, and IMO he was turning into kind of a diva. And his agent (his brother) is in his ear constantly, and I think KP is getting bad information.

It’s since come over the wire that KP might not sign an extension with the Mavs. Dumb move.

The kid could be great. But he’s apparently kind of brittle, and he might think he’s a lot bigger than he is at this point in his career.

And by moving Hardaway and Lee, they’ve got a crap-ton of cap space. Might work out, might not.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:58:24pm

re: #119 teleskiguy

Republicans want to destroy government. It’s working in places like Colville, WA.

“From my perspective, if it hasn’t changed for me, then a lot of the unnecessary stuff can just go away.”

me, me, me.
‘nuff said

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 1:59:18pm

Just because you don’t personally need something doesn’t mean it’s unnecessary.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:01:02pm
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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:01:03pm

re: #125 Eclectic Cyborg

“From my perspective, if it hasn’t changed for me, then a lot of the unnecessary stuff can just go away.”

Because why should anyone give a shit about things that don’t affect them?

This attitude INFURIATES me.

Realize that in an instant, AN INSTANT that YOU can end up on the other side of the coin and suddenly things you didn’t give a shit about before will VERY MUCH affect you. How thrilled are you going to be then that they are gone?

beat me by a few clicks, and yeah….
these people have no sense of society or common sacrifice

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:01:53pm

re: #118 KGxvi

I saw reports earlier that his camp is telling teams that any trade that isn’t to the Lakers will be a one year lay over.

His camp is Lebron James’ camp.

Actually the sports agency is Lebron and his ol’ school friend Maverick Carter. Rich Paul the agent for Anthony Davis is another of the crew that owns LRMR.

So Lebron is pulling the strings behinds the scenes.

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freetoken  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:02:25pm

Rain is here… the neighborhood loquats are happier than they’ve been in the past couple of years. Other trees look healthier too.

Long term average for this area is about 10” per year of rain but there has always been a great deal of variation. Yet the past few years have seen a shortage of late fall and early winter rains, so much so that many of the local flora are quite stressed.

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A hollow voice says, Covfefe.  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:04:25pm

re: #141 Blind Frog Belly White

Kinda like “We don’t need vaccines because nobody has the measles” works great until somebody gets the measles and nobody’s vaccinated.

Or judging a fall from the 80th floor as no big deal as you pass the 40th floor because nothing untoward has happened to you.

Or “TSA employees aren’t needed” from someone who isn’t old enough to remember airplane hijackings (not even 9/11 — she was about four or five).

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:05:12pm

re: #148 Blind Frog Belly White

This part of Gym’s tweet struck me:

“…enough fentanyl to kill 57 MILLION people. That’s more than the population of Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Minnesota, and Iowa. COMBINED.”

And I thought, “Hmmmmm.”

But then I thought, “Nah.”
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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:06:35pm

re: #147 Eclectic Cyborg

Just because you don’t personally need something doesn’t mean it’s unnecessary.

i have no kids
i have happily (well more or less) paid school taxes my entire adult property owning life

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:06:48pm

re: #123 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀

Actually, kind of surprised that SD required a permit to begin with.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:06:53pm

re: #153 Blind Frog Belly White

This part of Gym’s tweet struck me:

“…enough fentanyl to kill 57 MILLION people. That’s more than the population of Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Minnesota, and Iowa. COMBINED.”

And I thought, “Hmmmmm.”

But then I thought, “Nah.”
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:10:33pm
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freetoken  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:11:18pm

Big thunder… haven’t heard that in a while…

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Chrysicat  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:11:47pm

re: #105 KGxvi

Their only chance now is to win the Not Tryin’ for Zion sweepstakes. He’d be worth playing with if you’re a big time free agent. But if they end up with like the sixth pick? Might as well move them to the G-League.

We’ll see if the league prefers to rig the lottery for them or the Cavs, that’s for sure. I was sure once Cleveland lost Bron again that they would be gifted the #1 even if they were the best team to miss the playoffs; this changes things so that the NBA has to placate two of its key markets.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:11:50pm

re: #152 A hollow voice says, Covfefe.

Or “TSA employees aren’t needed” from someone who isn’t old enough to remember airplane hijackings (not even 9/11 — she was about four or five).

- it has become so common an occurrence for someone to pick up a gun and kill someone else (or a bunch of people) that we are having a hard time staying sensitized to it

- for however much tsa does or doesnt do, they prevent pretty much every one of those lunatics from doing something on a plane or in an airport

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:12:33pm

re: #148 Blind Frog Belly White

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I’d like to report two murders…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:14:18pm

re: #161 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’d like to report two murders…

Two murders, but with a single victim.

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Belafon  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:14:19pm

re: #156 teleskiguy

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Actually, Blind Frog was being “Nauuughty” (doing my best Freaky Fred voice).

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CongoJack  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:14:33pm

I’m doing my best to swat the moonbats hive.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:14:33pm

re: #157 Blind Frog Belly White

Dow’s currently at 24,999, so Trump may get another Dow 25k tweet!

does he realize he tweeted this a bit over a year ago
maybe he doesnt
does he realize the market went nowhere in the last 12 months
oh, why bother

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:14:59pm

re: #159 Chrysicat

We’ll see if the league prefers to rig the lottery for them or the Cavs, that’s for sure. I was sure once Cleveland lost Bron again that they would be gifted the #1 even if they were the best team to miss the playoffs; this changes things so that the NBA has to placate two of its key markets.

The lottery is too complex to be rigged. It’s not like David Stern and the frozen envelope anymore. Plus they have Ernst & Young witnessing the drawing - Ernst & Young being involved in a rigged NBA lottery would be doom for the company.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:16:53pm

re: #162 Blind Frog Belly White

Two murders, but with a single victim.

just making sure…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:17:50pm

re: #165 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

does he realize he tweeted this a bit over a year ago
maybe he doesnt
does he realize the market went nowhere in the last 12 months
oh, why bother

This is actually the EIGHTH TIME the Dow has broken through 25,000 in the last 13 months.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:18:26pm

re: #168 Blind Frog Belly White

This is actually the EIGHTH TIME the Dow has broken through 25,000 in the last 13 months.

thank goodness he didnt do it all eight times

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:18:37pm

re: #160 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

- it has become so common an occurrence for someone to pick up a gun and kill someone else (or a bunch of people) that we are having a hard time staying sensitized to it

- for however much tsa does or doesnt do, they prevent pretty much every one of those lunatics from doing something on a plane or in an airport

TSA probably makes flying safer (though their testing rates at high traffic airports at high travel times might suggest otherwise), but I’ve long said they make airports generally less safe. All those people waiting in line at checkpoints, and folks seeing them off, they used to be spread throughout the airport. Now they’re all in one place - which is convenient for a shooter or bomber. The fact that it hasn’t happened yet is actually kind of surprising to me.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:18:42pm

re: #20 Joe Bacon 🌹

We’re witnessing the very end of the British Empire and the UK breaks into pieces. Scotland will leave followed by Wales> A clever move by the Irish Government would be to implement a Freedom of Religion law and disestablish the Catholic Church as the State Religion. That would open the door for reunification.

One of the major reasons that Scotland voted to stay was that independence would have left them stranded outside the EU with no guarantee of being accepted.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:23:38pm

8th Time’s A Charm!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:23:44pm

re: #77 retired cynic

driftglass:

Edited to make it clear that the whole thing is from Driftglass, not me!

Yes, I remember going to our family doctor’s office. He had it displayed on a table where he had broken the record into pieces and he wrote LIES in beg red letters over the album cover.

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dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:24:38pm

re: #172 Blind Frog Belly White

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sometimes a visual just nails it

nicely done

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:26:11pm

re: #170 KGxvi

Busy days at Denver International Airport’s TSA security checkpoint? That’s a fucking vulnerable target if I ever saw one.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:26:58pm

re: #20 Joe Bacon 🌹

We’re witnessing the very end of the British Empire and the UK breaks into pieces. Scotland will leave followed by Wales> A clever move by the Irish Government would be to implement a Freedom of Religion law and disestablish the Catholic Church as the State Religion. That would open the door for reunification.

The Irish Constitution already has freedom of religion and no established state church:

Article 44:

2 1° Freedom of conscience and the free profession and practice of religion are, subject to public order and morality, guaranteed to every citizen.

2° The State guarantees not to endow any religion

That’s been the case since the 70s

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:29:40pm

re: #174 dangerman-call me sandy, not a drink named Steve

sometimes a visual just nails it

nicely done

I’m just good at knowing whose work to steal.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:30:26pm

re: #177 Blind Frog Belly White

I’m just good at knowing whose work to steal.

The most important skill to learn in high school, kids.

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sagehen  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:31:34pm

re: #141 Blind Frog Belly White

Kinda like “We don’t need vaccines because nobody has the measles” works great until somebody gets the measles and nobody’s vaccinated.

Or judging a fall from the 80th floor as no big deal as you pass the 40th floor because nothing untoward has happened to you.

Or “we don’t need the VRA because black people haven’t had problems voting for decades.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:32:06pm

re: #42 Eclectic Cyborg

“I see Howard Schultz is now complaining he’s being “bullied” because the whole world isn’t praising him.”

If you can’t stand the heat…

His sole qualification is that he once ran a company that franchises cafes.

That qualifies him nearly as much as once having run a chain of pizza restaurants…

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:32:53pm

We’re almost there. January was a tough year, but we made it!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:33:10pm

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump thinks the IC reports are wrong because they aren’t telling him what Fox News is telling him.

Trump assumed that he did not to attend or read briefings because he had Fox News.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:34:12pm

re: #164 CongoJack

I’m doing my best to swat the moonbats hive.

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Both Stein and apparently Greenwald are wholly owned subsidiaries of the Russian Empire. They aren’t politically “left” in any meaningful sense, though your use of quotation marks suggest that is the point you are also making.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:34:34pm

re: #176 KGxvi

The Irish Constitution already has freedom of religion and no established state church:

That’s been the case since the 70s

Thanks, KG! Nice to know!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:35:00pm

Ah we got a blue sky, rain has stopped. Now to head out for a Birthday meal!

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:35:09pm

re: #148 Blind Frog Belly White

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Dear Jim Jordan, you fucking Freedumb asshole, right here in Columbus we just had a doctor fired that is now under investigation for killing 34, and probably more, intensive care patients at Mt. Carmel Hospital. Also more than 20 hospital staff have been suspended from their jobs and are all being investigated in how it all happened.

Columbus is about 50 miles from your offices in your district.

Guess what the good doctor and some of the staff are accused of? Killing the patients with overdoses of…wait for it…fentanyl.

It didn’t come through the freaking borders. It came out of the hospital pharmacy.

I haven’t heard any Republican politicians complaining about it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:35:11pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:36:04pm

re: #180 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

His sole qualification is that he once ran a company that franchises cafes.

That qualifies him nearly as much as once having run a chain of pizza restaurants…

or being a real estate “mogul” who went bankrupt multiple times and is a Putin mouthpiece.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:38:26pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

as if the moron actually read it for himself

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:39:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:40:23pm
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goddamnedfrank  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:42:09pm

The bots are out in force again for Bernie.

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Mike Lamb  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:42:24pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

as if the moron actually read it for himself

He didn’t read the report, but he expects us to believe that he reviewed all the testimony? Sure thing…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:42:51pm

re: #187 Blind Frog Belly White

The tell:

Schultz calls it “the Democrat Party.

That is a derisive term that is not used by anyone who supports the party or even has a neutral opinion of it.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:43:49pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:45:11pm

re: #195 The Vicious Babushka

OWTCH!

Hoping you & yours are warmer soon!

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Charles Johnson  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:46:00pm
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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:48:45pm

re: #168 Blind Frog Belly White

This is actually the EIGHTH TIME the Dow has broken through 25,000 in the last 13 months.

Groundhog Day - the movie.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:49:57pm

re: #185 Joe Bacon 🌹

Happy Birthday Joe! I hope the song I shared offended! Enjoy your meal!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:50:43pm

re: #197 Charles Johnson

That is cool and disturbing at the same time.

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sagehen  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:51:26pm

re: #185 Joe Bacon 🌹

Ah we got a blue sky, rain has stopped. Now to head out for a Birthday meal!

Altered Images - Happy Birthday (Video)

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:51:40pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:51:42pm

re: #200 Eclectic Cyborg

That is cool and disturbing at the same time.

Like a Pink Floyd album cover

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HappyWarrior  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:52:27pm

re: #202 Patricia Kayden

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Basically they’re okay with anything having been done to prevent HRC from winning.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:53:34pm

re: #204 HappyWarrior

Basically they’re okay with anything having been done to prevent HRC from winning.

Because she was seen as such a great evil and immediate threat to America that it justified even breaking a few irrelevant laws

and when they are backed into a corner, that is the defense they will pull out

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:54:43pm

re: #194 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

That is a derisive term that is not used by anyone who supports the party or even has a neutral opinion of it.

He used that every time he could during his interview on Morning Joke. Saw the tweet here with the clip of that interview and I listened for it. I think he said Democratic once. It was probably a slip-up.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 31, 2019 • 2:58:48pm

re: #205 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Because she was seen as such a great evil and immediate threat to America that it justified even breaking a few irrelevant laws

and when they are backed into a corner, that is the defense they will pull out

They need a good shallacking in 2020.

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freetoken  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:04:07pm

This is what Americans care about:

All the trends are about the same subject…

Circuses - America is more concerned about a particular sportsball event than that their national leader is trying to burn down the country.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:04:54pm

re: #208 freetoken

This is what Americans care about:

[Embedded content]

All the trends are about the same subject…

Circuses - America is more concerned about a particular sportsball event than that their national leader is trying to burn down the country.

Twitter trends can be manipulated.

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:07:02pm

re: #208 freetoken

This is what Americans care about:

[Embedded content]

All the trends are about the same subject…

Circuses - America is more concerned about a particular sportsball event than that their national leader is trying to burn down the country.

People turn to sports and the like many times because their national leaders are burning down the country.

It’s all a game.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:07:48pm

re: #209 Eclectic Cyborg

Twitter trends can be manipulated.

And, in defense of freetoken’s stance, Twitter Trends™ can maybe also accurately gauge the national mood and psychology. I don’t know. The Internet is too new.

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KGxvi  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:07:51pm

re: #208 freetoken

This is what Americans care about:

[Embedded content]

All the trends are about the same subject…

Circuses - America is more concerned about a particular sportsball event than that their national leader is trying to burn down the country.

Counterpoint, the first: the national leader has been trying to burn down the country for two years, the sportsball event just happened.

Counterpoint, the second: we can do more than one thing at a time.

Counterpoint, the third: until Robert Mueller issues his report, or House Dems start impeachment proceedings, we’ve said most all there is to say about the national leader unless/until he does something else stupid (which, give it… ten minutes)

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jaunte  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:08:42pm
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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:09:49pm
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whitebeach  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:11:03pm

Will this fucking winter never end? Today I drove to the library and the car thermometer showed that we were down to 55 degrees.

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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:11:09pm

Fuck…can’t edit tweets…should have been bodacious.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:11:16pm

re: #214 darthstar

I have the weirdest boner right now.

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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:13:12pm

re: #215 whitebeach

Will this fucking winter never end? Today I drove to the library and the car thermometer showed that we were down to 55 degrees.

I walked outside barefoot last night and the ground was wet and cool to the touch from rain.

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goddamnedfrank  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:13:45pm
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darthstar  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:13:46pm

re: #217 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Gonadal Warming.

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BlueSpotinAL  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:14:28pm

re: #214 darthstar

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So that is where colder than a witches tit came from! //

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freetoken  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:15:17pm

re: #209 Eclectic Cyborg

Twitter trends can be manipulated.

And I’m sure people are paid well to do such.

Yet it remains evident even in news feeds - America cares about their circuses more than just about anything else.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:15:20pm
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Chrysicat  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:17:29pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:19:35pm

re: #223 Joe Bacon 🌹

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Wait - I thought he wasn’t answering policy questions because they’re ‘hypothetical’.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:22:01pm

re: #214 darthstar

[Embedded content]

hey…I called it boobies on Tuesday!

littlegreenfootballs.com

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wrenchwench  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:23:43pm

re: #222 freetoken

And I’m sure people are paid well to do such.

Yet it remains evident even in news feeds - America cares about their circuses more than just about anything else.

What else can provide a measuring stick for what America cares most for?

228
Barefoot Grin  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:24:01pm

re: #215 whitebeach

Will this fucking winter never end? Today I drove to the library and the car thermometer showed that we were down to 55 degrees.

We’re going below 0 degrees tonight in New England, but never fear: it’s going to be 50F by next Tuesday.

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whitebeach  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:25:33pm

OK, call it sour grapes, but in fact the grapes have fallen, soured, and rotted back into primordial ooze.

I’ve watched or listened to every single Super Bowl (listened to when I was on the road or at work in some pizza joint or other). That streak ends Sunday.

Screw Roger Goodell and all his works. And screw the Rams and even the Patriots for taking part in this travesty.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:25:58pm
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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:26:42pm

re: #229 whitebeach

I welcome you with a warm embrace into the anti-American Football camp. I have hot chocolate.

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William Lewis  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:27:22pm

re: #214 darthstar

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I will never think of the old expression “Two watermellons in a downhill race” the same again…

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whitebeach  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:28:09pm

re: #231 teleskiguy

I welcome you with a warm embrace into the anti-American Football camp. I have hot chocolate.

Can I haz hot rum with it?

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:30:08pm

re: #226 Backwoods_Sleuth

I retweeted something about this yesterday too!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:30:21pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:32:36pm

re: #235 Blind Frog Belly White

Easy come, easy go.

This weekend, I’m going to do a couple of oil changes. Cars are due.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:33:02pm

re: #228 Barefoot Grin

We’re going below 0 degrees tonight in New England, but never fear: it’s going to be 50F by next Tuesday.

we had -3 in TheBackwoods at 7 am (toilet water line tried to freeze up but we got it flushed in time, OTOH the bathtub drain is all afroze…)
Sunday’s high is supposed to be 58F, Monday 63F.

In the meantime…we’ve got freezing rain tomorrow morning along with snow.

blech…

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goddamnedfrank  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:33:48pm

In today’s episode of “Mall Ninja AF” I bring you the combat steak knife.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:37:53pm

re: #238 goddamnedfrank

In today’s episode of “Mall Ninja AF” I bring you the combat steak knife.

That’s the coveted “Roy Moore” model, named because 2nd Place gets steak knives.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:38:11pm
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Lidane  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:39:24pm

READY! FIRE! AIM!

This is hilarious. I need more popcorn.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:39:44pm

re: #236 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

This weekend, I’m going to do a couple of oil changes. Cars are due.

Right now, you could probably take off the oil pan, dip the bottom in some warm water, and pop the whole 5 qt out like an ice cube from an ice cube tray.

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teleskiguy  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:40:55pm

I’m all in. Fuck it.

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William Lewis  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:51:42pm

re: #238 goddamnedfrank

In today’s episode of “Mall Ninja AF” I bring you the combat steak knife.

Silly. I could get a much more interesting HAND FORGED set 15th Century replica knife and pricker for eating a steak made for me for $84 todcutler.com

No, I don’t get the mall ninja crowd either - more like Non-ja when it comes to money.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:54:39pm

re: #94 lawhawk

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re: #237 Backwoods_Sleuth

At least it’s going to be “light fluffy” snow.

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ObserverArt  Jan 31, 2019 • 3:56:31pm

re: #219 goddamnedfrank

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He seems to be like Trump in many ways. He is putting out tweets that link to media that is positive to him and cries about that which is not. Also he states wild generalizations about the ‘radical’ left of the Democrat party not making America great.

He seems to be ignoring people thinking he is a massive asshole being in the majority and calling them bullies and why he just has to run.*

Somebody give him a flashlight. It’s dark up there.

*Run as in this is supposedly his exploratory stage. He’s not running for anything yet…but if he does run and it appears he could be a danger in helping elect Trump and doesn’t have the polling to show a path to winning, he will withdraw - says one adviser Steve Schmidt. Bullshit. He is exploring because no one is kissing his ass. If he got more positive feedback this would be a full candidacy.

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TedStriker  Jan 31, 2019 • 4:27:46pm

re: #241 Lidane

READY! FIRE! AIM!

Larry Klayman Threatens to Sue Gateway Pundit After Contributor Calls Corsi ‘Deranged,’ and She’s Not Backing Down lawandcrime.com pic.twitter.com

— Law & Crime (@lawcrimenews) January 31, 2019

This is hilarious. I need more popcorn.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 31, 2019 • 4:35:43pm

re: #237 Backwoods_Sleuth

we had -3 in TheBackwoods at 7 am (toilet water line tried to freeze up but we got it flushed in time, OTOH the bathtub drain is all afroze…)
Sunday’s high is supposed to be 58F, Monday 63F.

In the meantime…we’ve got freezing rain tomorrow morning along with snow.

blech…

Yeah, I don’t recall those wild fluctuations growing up in Illinois in the 60s and 70s. It snowed in November of December and then there was snow on the ground until March (and often an ice storm in April for good measure).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 31, 2019 • 4:59:15pm

re: #248 Barefoot Grin

Yeah, I don’t recall those wild fluctuations growing up in Illinois in the 60s and 70s. It snowed in November of December and then there was snow on the ground until March (and often an ice storm in April for good measure).

It’s just nutz


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